Sister Edith Myflesh
13 June 2002
"I, Novice Sister Edith Myflesh…"
I have always thought that San Francisco's city hall was a gaudy and ostentatious building. Last night, however, it was one of the most beautiful sights in San Francisco.

As I had mentioned, last night was the Sisters' General Meeting. Once the General Meeting was over, all of the members met in Executive Session. All of us non-members either went across the street to the bar or milled about outside, waiting for the black veils to be done. After about half an hour, the white smoke came up out of the top of the building and we were all summoned back.

Once the five of us were assembled, we were told to get on our knees. Our Mothers then blindfolded us and led us through the windy streets of San Francisco. With only the sounds of the City to guide me, I soon lost track of where we were. After a time, we were stopped and told to kneel again. The blindfolds were removed: we were kneeling on the steps in front of the big gate that is right across from City Hall. "Sisters," said Sister Gina, "see the City that you will serve."

Our Mothers placed the ear brassieres onto our heads and then we took our vows, reciting the words after Sister Gina. The vows were followed by our Mothers pinning our white veils to the ear boobs and our receiving communion: a hunk of Joseph Schmidt chocolate and a shot of tequila. I then got to see the most beautiful site of the evening: all four of my "cradle" Sisters in their new white veils.

Mere words cannot describe the beauty of last night. It was indeed one of the most joyous experiences I have ever had. While the work only gets harder from here, the rewards get better as well. I am looking forward to the next six months.
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