Sister Edith Myflesh
03 January 2002
One hundred bucks to paddle Sister Betty
Traditionally, the Sisters haven't done bingo in January. Because it is so close to the New Year, a lot of people are still on vacation, are all spent out from Christmas or are all partied out from New Year's Eve. But we decided to do it this year.

I was in the bathroom, applying eye shadow, when the phone rang. It was Sister Mary Mae: she was going to bingo that night, and would I mind giving her a ride? I told her that I was actually planning on taking MUNI, but she had given me the perfect excuse to take a cab instead. A quick rearrangement of plans and Sister Mary Mae, my roommate and I were all in a cab headed over to the church.

On the way up 18th, we passed Sister Camille. Sister Mary Mae rolled down her window and yelled out, "get your ass up to bingo!" I won't bother writing Sister Camille's response, but you can use your imagination.

Arriving at the church, my darling roommate paid for the cab and rushed inside to help get things set up. Sister Mary Mae and I stationed ourselves outside where we proceeded to entertain the masses. Spotting one lad who was eating a rather large sandwich, Sister Mary Mae asked, "did you bring enough for the whole class?"

He replied that he had some chips, if she wanted them. "Oh, I see, you get that big ole' sandwich and all Sister gets are chips. Okay, I see how you are." We chatted with people about what they did and didn't get for Christmas. One boy told us about his boyfriend who bought a DVD player, just so he could watch "Moulin Rouge" on it.

While I am happy with my new, greater involvement with bingo, I am also a little disappointed that the majority of the time, I am in the sound room. While I have one of the best seats in the house, I also am rather cloistered away. I supposed that this is at it should be. At least until I am a Novice.

Despite the small crowd, we had a pretty amazing night, the high point of which was when Sister Betty was spanked. You see, in an inspired moment, Sister Mary Mae decided to auction off the right to paddle Sister Betty. The bidding was fast and furious, with the winner — one of our long-time bingo players and contributors — donating $100 and breaking the paddle on Sister Betty's ass. It was one of those rare moments of bingo magic.

The evening was capped off with Sisters Betty, Constance, Lola, and Mary Mae, and St. Great Dane, Postulant Krista, my roommate, the lovely Ms R and I all having a late-night snack at Harvey's. Both Sisters Betty and Mary Mae entertained us with fabulous stories of the Sisters' history. We heard about Sister Mae B Hostel's run in with a meter maid as well as other outrageous Sister doings. All in all, a quiet night for bingo, but filled with big surprises, as it should be.
recorded in the Book of Bingo :: testify, Sister!

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